Nate: Those hot wings were *really* hot, what was in them?

Sahar: EXTRACT OF *ME*~

nerdygirllove:

sproutoftheblue:

CLASSIC

True Facts: after I learned about matter in school I came home and made this same joke to my parents. I went in to the dinner table and put my head down. I was so excited when they asked and to this day I am so mad they didn’t understand the joke.

(via 50-shades-of-eren-jaeger)

me: Oh what the fuck

friend: what happened?

me: this scenario I created in my head got intense